"Let's get wasted!" -Brittlea

"Should've brought Care Bears, we could've watched it tonight." - Matthew

Tom: "So you don't wanna wear tights?" Matt: "No, I've done it before and I don't like it very much."

"Wouldn't it be funny if you were called Herman the German?" - Joe

"My hands smell like meatballs." - Joe

"Hey, ya'll beat Auburn's ass." - Random Gas Station Guy

"Yeah, that's where I would go for a vasectomy reversal." - Brittlea

"You can probably rent a kid down there." - Brian Otey

"I dunno, The Princess Diaries isn't too bad." - Matt

"May all your flakes be golden." - Sign in Alabama

"It's time to play Uncomfortable Eye-Contact." - Bret

"Some of these symbols mean something." -Brittlea

"I have extra padding." -Bret

"I'm in detox! Maybe not ... I'm not sure what that means." -Katie

"War Eagle." - every freakin' Auburn fan

"Kick 'em in the butt Big Blue!" - see above

"Ow! There's the bed...Ow! There's the nightstand!" -Matt

"I saw about 2/3 of it and slept through the last half of it." -Bret

"He could shoot things, like buildings." -Bret

"I spell bored C-A-R-T-R-I-P." -Tom

"I am not an Alabama fan. I will pee on the Alabama Fan Club [sign]!" -Tom

"Joseph is in a stinky mood; he's a stinky cheese man!" -Casey

"I saw you lookin'. You're going to hell!" - Carriage Driver, to a girl watching the horse urinate

"It's like an amusement park for adults." -Tom, on Bourbon Street

"Car." -Rachel

"That car is getting help, but I think we should count them as dead." -Rachel